Series lists:
Forgotten Evils Series.
Forgotten Goods Series.
Bad-Ass of the Month series (will be doing another one of those shortly to commemorate the new semester).
Now the Alternate History Gripes series.
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Edward in high school: WTF? Who's that guy? Must sparkle.
Lord Aristarchus: "And who are you?"
Edward: "You have no place here, abomination."
Lord Aristarchus: "Nomine est Patria, et Filius, et Spiritu Sancti..."
And then in the middle of the cafeteria Lord Aristarchus suddenly starts tearing his own face off and body apart.
Edward: "Erm....I'm fucked."
Lord Aristarchus: "You have the impunity to use a name which is not thine to possess. Therefore, it will come down to this: (grabs Bella with a bony hand and holds a pistol to her head) you and I fight here, in the midst of this, you little infant-fucker, or we will see your little infant girl-toy here experience the result of a silver bullet in the brain."
Edward: Smash-destroy-crus-
Lord Aristarchus: Burnfireflamedeathsuffer. "I win" to Edward's decapitated corpse. "Ooh, jewels. Excellent. And may I say, brethren, the feast is excellent today, and here's your pay!"
And then a whole host of the vampires emerges from the shadows and the entire school is found massacred the next day after a blackout grips the city.
Lord Aristarchus on a Bahaman Beach: "Ah, I told you that would feel good." *goes back to sunbathing*
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My vampires are undead cannibal pagans from the Byzantine era who were cursed by pagan and Christian and Jew together to feast on flesh eternally but never be satisfied, leaving them constantly hungry and a trail of death in their wake. Sunlight does not affect them, and neither do religious symbols. Magic could undo the curse and let them rest peacefully, but in a twisted irony, the books which could do that were burned in Napoleon Bonaparte's invasion of Egypt.
Voldy's giving the speech while Harry's captive, as per usual when one of the Death Eaters screams as a sword skewers him. An Orc howls as it does so, as more Orcs emerge from the shadows. The Death Eaters congregate around their master when the air becomes noticeably colder. Harry's glasses slightly frost as the Nazgul suddenly re-appear with the Fell Beasts roaring. Voldemort fires Avada Kedavra at their leader, who is completely unaffected. Then Something comes out of the shadows. A NOES-style whisper echoes through the cemetery "Azsg Naszg Durbatuluk, aszg nazg grimpatul, aszg nasgz thratukuluk agh-ishi burzum gimapatul!" And Harry's scar starts to hurt much more painfully as a gigantic man in hulking black armor steps out, with a glowing yellow ring as molten metal and Voldie and Harry both short out from the concentrated evil of Sauron, Harry in the process finding himself back in the Tournament only able to mutter over and over again "Five fingers hath he on the black hand".
The news comes that a whole host of objects have been destroyed randomly, something that concerns Dumbledore, and what would be Book 5 concerns the slow spread of the irresistible and inexorable progress of a Darkness that neither Magic nor Muggle Science can say, as well as the revival of types of evil far beyond that of the Men of the 6th Age, who have neither Elves nor Naugrim to help them this time. What would be the fifth book concludes with Voldemort's head on a pike delivered to the Ministry of Magic courtesy of a strange robed figure who gave chills to the men there.
The Sixth Book would thus concern itself with the presence of ever-growing armies of the Orcs who are proving very unfortunately adaptable and devastating to Muggle Armies, and Wizards face the dilemma of breaking the Secrecy Statue or letting this new Dark Lord Sauron Annatar take over both worlds step by step. The dilemma is irrevocably broken when Hogwarts' enchantments crack under the assault of the Witch-King of Angmar and the arrival of an army of Orcs, Hogwarts is sacked and destroyed and the Orcs have exposed wizards to the Muggles.
The Seventh Book concerns the apocalyptic downfall of the Harry Potter world as the Great Enemy triumphs over the Last Alliance of Wizards and Muggles and the new Age of Sauron begins, the entire world united under a single figure of overpowering evil, to whom nothing of the contemporary world is able to stop him.....
First, imagine if you will that there's this woman who has always admired vampires and sought to meet them. She receives a message from someone on a social networking site who claims to be a vampire enthusiast. She meets this person in a cemetery where both agreed to meet. There is a vile smell which exudes from him and he drops his hat and takes off his cloak. Instead of Edward or Lestat, you get a horror which is an animated corpse where the flesh has holes in the cheek with maggots and black blood oozing from it and dripping off the fangs. The hair is made of maggots and the eye sockets are empty blackness. The creature extends a hand that is skeletal, then it says "Food for the stomach and the stomach for food" and then the woman finds herself compelled to come to the vampire which feasts off of her and leaves her an empty dead shell, as if even one vampire existed we'd all be vampires by now.
Then the walking corpse flies up into the air and proceeds to its next victim.
That's a vampire. Not Edward, not Lestat, and for God's sakes definitely not Alucard.
Next installment is werewolves. ^.^
And:
"Thirty white horses on a red hill.Courtesy of the Bible:
"Adah and Zillah take heed to me, ye wives of Lamech heed my speech, for I have killed a young man for wounding me and a boy for injuring me. If Cain be avenged sevenfold, then Lamech seventy-sevenfold."
It is a strange one to have on the brain and I do not understand what has it on here. >.>
"She should have died hereafter;
There would have been a time for such a word.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing."
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Old Billy knew how to spin a phrase, he did.
The third major date is the abdication of Nicholas II of Russia and what happened after. The tangled mess and civil war that led to the establishment of the USSR in 1922 was fateful and to a degree ominous, as the new Bolshevik government enabled a great deal of Red Baiting that led to the rise of Adolf Hitler and other fascist leaders. Bolshevik ruthlessness and organization led to the establishment of a very different kind of autocracy over one of the largest single areas led by a single government. The consequences factored into World War II very heavily, both Hitler's rise via Red-Baiting, and then his pact with the Soviet leader Stalin that heralded the coming of World War II to Europe. And at the war's end the Soviets had gone from their darkest hour to their peak, with consequences we have yet to see the end of. The potential date of this sort for the 21st Century will await its end to be deciphered, and I do not believe we have seen it yet.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091015/ap_o
My state.....a senator with a diaper fetish, a Representative with cash in his refrigerator, another Represenative who wants to resurrect eugenics from its crypt, and now this stupid sonofabitch.
Why is my state the one that keeps doing this? *headdesks.*
Note to all sane people-Texas is not the only state in the Union to avoid. Any opinions on why the South keeps producing the open racist fuckwits like this peon?
And I wonder if the black community will be silent about this as much as they were and have been about gay marriage?